Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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