**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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