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(248): View more from Michigan

Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...

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(248): Party's warming up, a tranny just got here... http://tfl.nu/y3c5

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I'll just stay a virgin forever then

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You still have to go anyway

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Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around

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(856): I'll just stay a virgin forever then (1-856): You still have to go anyway (856): Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around http://tfl.nu/rkrx

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(312): View more from Illinois

you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?

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(312): you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were? http://tfl.nu/ge77

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(917): View more from New York City

i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.

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(917): i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him. http://tfl.nu/coq9

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(540): View more from Virginia

hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.

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(540): hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends. http://tfl.nu/iv37

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.

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(973): i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones. http://tfl.nu/f4fy

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?

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(218): Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'? http://tfl.nu/wgpy

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(615): View more from Tennessee

The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.

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(615): The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment. http://tfl.nu/6ofo

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.

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(412): The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD. http://tfl.nu/wyib

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(440): View more from Ohio

I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy

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(440): I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy http://tfl.nu/cz6x

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(817): View more from Texas

I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care

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(817): I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care http://tfl.nu/4w1d

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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.

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(770): I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely. http://tfl.nu/2b5h

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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.

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(716): I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king. http://tfl.nu/29xr

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(956): View more from Texas

Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .

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(956): Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . . http://tfl.nu/ha2v

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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"

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(61): When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town" http://tfl.nu/opr7

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