The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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