Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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