Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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