so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
please come you make the beer taste better
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To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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