And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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