haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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