I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I understand Curling. That high.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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