I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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