My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize