did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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