and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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