you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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