nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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