I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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