His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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