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tell your sister to shave her snatch
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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