ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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