in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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