So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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