I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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