That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
do herpes really smell.
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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