Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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