so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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