O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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