My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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