the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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