The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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