I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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