I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize