I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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