Dual....:-)
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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