There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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