Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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