dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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