He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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