my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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