They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
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I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Green mimosas i think yes
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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