One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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