im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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