she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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