I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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The struggles of a small town man whore
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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