the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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