do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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