Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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