You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
too bad you live with your parents still
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Come on in and take your pants off
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