And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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