In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
how do flat chested girls get laid?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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